I Like Butts
Late night ramblings

In my old diaries when I would write about my crushes I literally wrote “[insert name] is so cute and funny and smart!” I dunno I was just thinking how simple crushes used to be. Like there were only three things I cared about and usually once I wrote him down in a diary that was it—end of infatuation. Now my crushes have escalated to the point where it physically hurts to think about them and hope/wish/sell my soul to satan/dream for something more.

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"Very cute. Much funny. Many smart." - Me talking about my crush
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Chris Evans wielding an axe. 

I am so turned on right now.

Be patient

Pretty sure it’s the Sorcerer’s hat. 

How season 2 should have ended


I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.